Ava: Welcome all, to the Chronicles of Newsia. It’s chronicles month this Majune at Shut Up and Sit Down, and we’re here to bring you the newest, most ancient tales bound in the thickest volumes of web-based e-vellum. Inside this dusty tome you’ll find tales of winners, losers, sickness, war, dragons, castles, birds and Belgium.
Sit down, young acolyte, and let me tell you the okay news.
Quinns: Wow. I think this is going to be SU&SD’s best Chronicles Month *ever*.