Ava: Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Tom: Aaaah. Stop poking me. I’m awake, I’m awake. I thought it was meant to be worm month??
Ava: Tom. It’s TUESDAY. We SLEPT THROUGH THE NEWS. And anyway, worm month was a lie sold to you by the greedy greeting card companies after they accidentally acquired thirty tonnes of sentimental worms after a spelling mistake on their annual words order.
Tom: I’m feel betrayed! But I sympathise. We’ve had similar issues with the Games Newts. Onwards!
